Congratulations on successfully breaking into the "Internet celebrity" circle.

I counted the days with my fingers,

It's almost the end of the year.

The old year is over,

The new year is coming,

Do you want to say "Xyue, please be nice to me." again?

After the National Day holiday, 2018 is almost over.

You only have a memo to help you remember the plans you made at the beginning of the year. But when you look down, you find your wallet is empty and you still have two or three layers of swimming rings.

I finally realized that I was one of the "invisible poor". It's not that I haven't thought about making a fortune, but every time I make a decision in 5 minutes, I give up in 3 minutes.

At this time, I always ask myself: Do I really want to be a salted fish?

Finally, we have advanced from the "invisible poor" to the "active useless people".

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Positive loser: refers to those people who always like to set goals for themselves but never achieve them.

They are not truly useless people, but have ideas and are motivated. However, they often speak with lofty ambitions but act like useless people. They often feel guilty for their laziness and procrastination.

Active weight loss

Although the summer of showing arms and legs has passed, the best autumn and winter for losing weight have quietly arrived.

Female celebrities posted on Weibo that they not only control their food intake, but also exercise crazily. This is too much, they not only want to be beautiful but also want to be thin!

The stars are working so hard, so why should we indulge ourselves?

Finally, you stubbornly set a stubborn weight loss plan:

Read and memorize the calories before eating fried chicken.

This will hinder the absorption of heat:

Before running, spend half an hour correcting your running posture.

Finally, choose the best posture to run for five minutes:

Yoga mats are more suitable to be used as carpets. Keep makes it the most frivolous memory of youth:

I got the best VIP annual card in the gym and hired the strongest personal trainer, but in the end it became a useless card in my wallet and a useless person on WeChat.

After failing to lose weight for the Nth time, you successfully became a leader in the weight loss industry and finally realized a truth:

The most important thing in life is to be happy.

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Active health care

The generation born in the 80s and 90s, who are bald, decadent, and have become monks, have long known the importance of maintaining health.

Of course, keeping in good health starts with going to bed early.

You follow the usual rituals and announce it on your Moments:

"Don't look for me after 12 o'clock. I'm already asleep."

However, the reality is:

One, no one is looking for it.

2. Going to bed early does not exist.

But I have already posted it on my Moments.

I can finally stay up late playing with my phone without worry.

I heard that drinking too much coffee is bad for your health, so I immediately gave up coffee and started drinking milk tea instead, of course with pearls, milk cap and pudding.

How can you be in a good mood if you don’t eat well?

How can you be healthy if you are in a bad mood?

Playing with your phone is bad for your skin.

So be sure to buy better and more expensive facial masks and eye creams.

Apply it every day.

You will definitely become a fairy.

After finishing all the "work",

Review all your friend circles again.

Then my obsessive compulsive disorder makes me have to go to the toilet before going to bed.

When I came back I couldn't help but pick up my phone.

Finally, it was three in the morning.

You and your friend met each other in the Canyon of Honor of Kings.

"Hey, are you awake?"

"Not asleep yet."

3

Actively save money

You constantly envy them for having poetry and distant places, while you only have Ant Huabei, Baidu Jiebei and credit cards.

Move Huabei back to Jiebei,

Use Jiebei to pay off your credit card.

You are trapped in such a vicious circle.

Open the shopping app and take a look.

There are 10 items to be shipped and 7 items to be received.

The text messages on my mobile phone are all about various express deliveries.

Scan the code without blinking.

It feels like I’m earning game coins.

Only when the repayment date and rent payment arrive,

Only then did I feel that the past was too unbearable to look back on, and my youth had gone to waste.

Suddenly I discovered a terrible fact:

At the beginning of the year, I said I would save 30,000 yuan.

Now we are still 50,000 away from the target.

Is there any hope for terminal cancer?

Urgent, waiting online.

4

Active waste cooking

How did we survive?

Of course, order takeout and eat out.

I keep eating colorful food outside.

I feel particularly sorry for my stomach.

I downloaded some food apps.

Check out the recipe above.

It doesn’t feel difficult.

I went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of food.

Take it home and prepare to show off your skills.

The moment I got home I thought about washing, cutting and cooking vegetables.

When eating, you have to arrange the dishes and take photos to post on WeChat Moments.

After eating, you have to wash the dishes, pots and clean the stove.

never mind,

It’s better to use your precious golden finger to order takeout.

Cook,

Let’s talk about it next time.

Others are afraid of being crushed by their invisible wings.

You are afraid of being pressed down by the invisible flag.

After all, looking back,

You have more flags than Shaun the Sheep has wool.

Actively working

It's a new week again.

The sun rises,

Have a good breakfast,

Same as last week,

As promised, post a message in the circle of friends:

“Good luck in the new week!”

Came to the company in a daze,

After the regular meeting in a daze,

Looking at a lot of data and reports,

I don't know where to start.

A more dangerous situation is that

Don't want to do it.

Don't want to use your brain.

It's useless to shout "I am the best"

But I didn't expect that I was the most useless one.

It's getting dark,

It's time to get off work.

You ordered a lot of takeout.

On your desk,

Took a photo,

Caption:

"You are the most beautiful when you work hard. On nights when you work overtime, you are the only one to keep yourself company."

The boss saw it.

My colleagues saw it.

Family and friends all saw it.

However,

Only you know,

Your diligence is an illusion you create.

October 1st ends,

Someone will post it soon.

"November, please be nice to me."

To be honest,

Why are July, August and September bad for you?

Don’t you have any idea?

alright,

I can't say any more.

If you speak actively, you will lose your identity as a useless person.

Then why do many people become actively useless?

First, they overestimate their own execution ability and think they can do it. They often think more but do less, always arranging a lot of things for themselves, but have no detailed plan to do any one of them well.

Secondly, they are infected with the disease of "three-minute enthusiasm". Whenever they have a good goal, they will feel excited, imagine the scene after their goal is achieved, and enjoy this happiness in advance.

As time goes by, this feeling of excitement will become weaker and weaker, and I will lose the motivation to continue. Anyway, I have already enjoyed the happiness in advance.

If you are already a positive loser, how can you get out of this vicious circle?

First, you need to have a practical plan for everything you do, and it must be detailed enough, otherwise it will be difficult to implement.

When you say I will get up early tomorrow to go to the company to read and recharge, it is just a flag.

When you say that I will go to bed at 11 o'clock tonight, plan to get up at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning, go to the cafeteria to have breakfast at 7:30, and rush to the company before 8 o'clock, there will be people in the company a few minutes later, and it will not be quiet. This is a practical plan.

Because it is a bit challenging but not too difficult for you, and there will be a price to pay if you don't execute it according to plan.

Second, when doing anything, you must learn to break down big goals into multiple small goals.

For Amazon sellers, the goals of SKU entering the top ten, monthly sales exceeding one million, products appearing on the homepage, and store rankings continuously rising can also be broken down into multiple small goals.

Third, you need to understand what specific things you need to do every day.

I know an operations person and a customer service representative, and they have always been very efficient in their work. I was surprised at first because it is not an easy thing to keep everything organized and get twice the result with half the effort.

Until one day I happened to see their work habits. They would list their daily work plans in advance, and then cross out one item after completing it.