The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming! Here are some earthy love words exclusive to Amazon people!

The Chinese Valentine's Day is coming! Here are some earthy love words exclusive to Amazon people!


Anker has been listed, my brother-in-law’s net worth has exceeded 200 billion US dollars, and your 30-day challenge of not placing orders has also been successful.


But it doesn’t matter, isn’t the Chinese Valentine’s Day coming? In addition to the critical blow to your career, there will also be emotional setbacks!


It's not easy to make a big order
It's so hard to be alone
Does not exist
That's because you haven't gotten the cross-border e-commerce version of earthy love words
Today we will arrange


Sales volume did not increase
Fund stocks did not rise
My love for you has skyrocketed
 
There is a domineering word in mathematics
There is and only
I have many shops
But there is only one you
 
My brother-in-law fined you 5,000 yuan for excess storage fees
I just want you to stay by my side forever
 
Meet my brother-in-law
I learned to grow up
But meeting you
I'm a child again
 
My brother-in-law gave me a lot of little red flags
And I thought I could see that you just wanted to raise the white flag
 
There are many road signs in this world
They all focus on explosive sales
I only focus on you
 
Although my ACOS is terrible
But I have a 100% conversion rate for you
 
 
When I'm no longer being followed
No more negative reviews
I'll stop thinking about you
 

The hardest thing to get rid of is not copycat sales
It's you in my mind
 
I will take care of you like I take care of your listing.
 
Unable to delete negative reviews
My love for you will never end
 
My account is blocked and I always cry
And I met you and it was the joy of my life
 

Finally, I want to say a few words of love to the sellers.
Yes
You are not alone on the road to success
 


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